Dr. Bottomsworth's Department of Unconventional Solutions

Our Team

• Dr. Bottomsworth (Founder, CEO, and Supreme Ruler)

  Our fearless leader, Dr. Bottomsworth, has a Ph.D. in Procrastination and a passion for bad decisions.

• Bob (Head of Inventing Things That Don't Quite Work)

  Bob is our resident tinkerer, able to create anything from toaster-based time machines to edible spoons.

• Jane (Head of Making It Up as We Go)

  Jane is our chief improviser, able to spin any situation into something vaguely resembling a coherent plan.